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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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