what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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what is 3+3= 8

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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