How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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12 in general

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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