hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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