- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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