- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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