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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

well use a tissue!

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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