- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

whats 1 + 1? 2

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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