- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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