A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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