I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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