- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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