Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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