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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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A shark ate your mom

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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