Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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