A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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