- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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