- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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