There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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