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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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