how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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women's rights.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Anti Joke

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