- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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