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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

- Helen Keller

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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