- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

this website even though its hilarious.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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