- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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