- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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