- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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