Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

black chicken. kfc

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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