Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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knock knock who's there ?

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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