Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

black chicken. kfc

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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