- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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