You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

this website even though its hilarious.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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