How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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