HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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adam hodgson !

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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