How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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matt is fat

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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