What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

thumb_up thumb_down -4

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -6

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why are balck people black because they are

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops