- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

rent a cops

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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