- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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