Penis

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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