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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

think twice or at least think

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

why dont they make black forks

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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