- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

knock knock? come in

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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