- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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