- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

God is real.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Diarrhea

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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