- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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