Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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