Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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