- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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