What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Committing Suicide #YOLO

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Charlie Sheen

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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