- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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