- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Boxing on Boxing Day

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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