- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??