what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

SHUT UP JP

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

kennah campion when she talks

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

38 studio's new game... Finance City

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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