- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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