How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

You had better thumbs up this post.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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