Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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i love to lick...

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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womens rights.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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