Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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