What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Anti Joke

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