- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

womens rights.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

i love to lick...

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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