- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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