- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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