- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

knock knock come in !

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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