I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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