- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the dog die? He was old

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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