Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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