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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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