- Anti Joke

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe