- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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