roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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