Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Face...the other white meat!

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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