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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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