What is not funny Bad jokes!????

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

nolan is gay

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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