- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Man U

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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