- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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