So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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