- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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