How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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