- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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