- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Whats worse than suicide? death

Dead girls can't say no.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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