- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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