Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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