- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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