- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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