- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

silver bullet?

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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