- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

So a seal walks into a club.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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