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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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