- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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