A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Anti Joke

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