- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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