WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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