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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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