- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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