- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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