- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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