- Anti Joke

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.