- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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