- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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