Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Sex

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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I have a really funny joke.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Anti Joke

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