- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Kevin and Ramin

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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