Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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