ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Women's professional sports

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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