a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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