- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Knock knock Come in

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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