Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Anti Joke

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