Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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