- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Justin with a hat.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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