Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock knock knock OCD

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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